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Friend Sadie who he feels isn't doing enough to change the world But just like he can't avoid buying things he also can't avoid Sadie for long This is a fantastic funny sexy cool masterpiece fr. Hilarious from beginning to end This book has re endeared me to a certain genre of teen age boy

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Destroy All Cars

From Blake Nelson a fantastic and topical novel about idealism and finding the ideal girlJames Hoff likes to rant against America's consumerist culture He also likes to rant against his ex girl. I literally haven t given up on a book since I tried to read The Little White Horse years and years ago when I was probably too young for it I ought to go back to that book since I still own itI guess it s not that the books are getting progressively worse so much as the fact that I ve been reading so many crummy ones lately I can t force myself through another one Besides I have Liar s Moon on my shelf and you don t hahahahahah so it s not like I m without other optionsBefore I put this one aside entirely let me tell you why I disliked itSuperficially James is in an AP English class WHICH ONE Lit or Lang are your only choices If you didn t care enough about the verisimilitude of your novel to look that up and come on it s not hard you didn t put enough work into this book Also his essays were horrendous The grades they were given were preposterous None should have been higher than a C Don t get me started on the one that somehow got an A in an AP CLASS AP CLASSES HAVE STANDARDS At least where I come fromMore in depth James is everything I hate about teenage boys rolled up into one character and made the narrator I can t believe I got through over a hundred pages of that I can barely deal with them on a day to day basisSo a character summaryJames thinks that people shouldn t drive cars He believes cars and overpopulation are killing the planet What does he do about it ABSOLUTELY NOTHING He sits back and writes in his Whiny Emo Diary and waits for the world to fit into his beliefs He accepts rides from friends with cars or friends moms with big SUVs He then makes fun of the people who are shuttling him around He mocks his parents CONSUMER AMERICAN and it s always in ALL CAPS by the way lifestyle and then he lives it The only way he distinguishes himself from them is by his clothing And he s constantly going on and on about how stupid cars are and how horrible and how we re killing ourselves by using them and then he voluntarily gets into another one Oh and he s obsessed with sex in an offhanded way It s weird But what gets me most is that this passive bastard has the gall to criticize his ex who actually tries to do something for the world He thinks she s thinking too small He neglects to realize that she s not just thinking she s doing Think as big as you like but if you don t get off your arse NOTHING WILL CHANGE Be the change you want to see in the world Ghandi said it James obviously never heard itAnyhow after almost half of the book there was no plot no character development and no purpose Basically I had just read 108 pages of James being a whiny little bitch Barfffffff If you ll kindly excuse me I m going to go read manga and then start the further adventures of Digger of Gerse James can go rot

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Om one of the best YA writers at work today an anti consumerist love story that's all about idealism in both James's relationship with the world and his relationships with the people around him. I swore I would never start a book review by saying Such and such the main character in such and such s young adult novel is a latter day Holden Caulfield But you know if the shoe fits SoJames Hoff the main character in Blake Nelson s young adult novel is a latter day Holden Caulfield Well I didn t actually start off the review that way this is already the second paragraph He hates cars because they pollute hates materialistic modern life because it s destroying the planet and hates most people for not caring enough about either James is a major pain in the ass and doesn t really do much to actually advance his cause except bitch which doesn t incidentally make him any less right about what he s saying He s also still hung up on his old girlfriend Sophie who actually goes out and works for change instead of just bitching about it Destroy All Cars is so hilarious at times that it s another one I was embarrassed to read on the subway because I kept laughing out loud a lady was actually staring at me for a while trying to figure out whether I was laughing at the book or was just crazy I guess For example when James goes with his friend to the New Technologies ConventionThe worst was a Chevy Avalanche they had right in the middle of the convention center For those who don t know what a Chevy Avalanche is it is a Deluxe Luxury Pickup Truck built in the shape of a penis I think one could safely say it is one of the stupidest vehicles ever inventedRiding to the mall in his best friend s mother s SUVWe took the Ford Expedition all of us spaced far apart and strapped in so we could withstand impacts from other Sports Utility Vehicles If anything smaller than an SUV crashed into us well that s too bad for them Those people should buy bigger cars if they want to survive collisions God knows we needed a big car we re buying bath towelsFun book with good characterizations and highly recommended


10 thoughts on “Destroy All Cars

  1. says:

    I literally haven't given up on a book since I tried to read The Little White Horse years and years ago when I was probably too young for it I ought to go back to that book since I still own itI guess it's not that the books are getting progressively worse so much as the fact that I've been reading so many crummy ones lately I can't force myself through another one Besides I have Liar's Moon on my shelf and you don't ha

  2. says:

    375It's good to read something lighthearted and funny once in a while I really fancy the way Destroy All Cars was written especially the way James Hoff thinks his ideas are uirky and witty They will make you think and at the same time laughHere let me cite some Your Best Physical Feature Pointing fingerYour Bedtime When I can't take it anyYour Most Missed Memory Being so young I did not understandwhat was hap

  3. says:

    Okay this one grew on me At first I was all like Gawd get over yourself You take everything so seriously Lighten up right Then I was kind of like Okay you're not a total douche I guess Then I was kind of like Oh actually that was kind of funny Alright you're okay broSorry this book was so VERY teen it's hard to talk about it like an adult Disclaimer that if I had known James when I was a teen he would have either been my boyfri

  4. says:

    Destroy All Cars was uite a liberal piece of work James is irrational and rational at the same time with his cut

  5. says:

    Hilarious from beginning to end This book has re endeared me to a certain genre of teen age boy

  6. says:

    Impressed by the writing and the plot Will definitely look forward to this author's next books

  7. says:

    Name Josh HalatBook title Destroy All CarsWhat I think Destroy all Cars is a great book with different plot twists that can throw your predictions off course The book uses very good words for the reader to picture

  8. says:

    I would have been friends with this guy in high school Would not have kissed him though

  9. says:

    I swore I would never start a book review by saying Such and such the main character in such and such's young adult novel is a latter day Holden Caulfield But you know if the shoe fits SoJames Hoff the main character in Blake Nelson's young adult novel is a latter day Holden Caulfield Well I didn't actually sta

  10. says:

    High school junior James Hoff thinks he is the next Karl Marx He hangs out at the library doesn’t shampoo his

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